Tuesday, April 04, 2006
i'm such a klutz!!!
well, i'm starting to think i'm such a clownster... on the other hand, i would just like to think i'm humourous... wahahahaha... was just reading my friend's blog and then i came to realise that HEY! I can make a living as an entertainer, man! hahaha...
It all started on monday afternoon where my 306 group members all gathered to have a discussion for our upcoming presentation. I flaunted my almost perfect knowledge of the Chinese language, only to receive endless giggles from the rest of the girls... HEY! i was trying!! haha.. at least i can differentiate a bi4 hu3 and a bian3 fu2! *wink* haha... And i've also come to learn that mushrooms are called "mo2 gu1" and not "xiang1 gu1"... heee... can't blame me for that! I learnt that "xiang1 gu1" thing from the mushroom packs that my mom buys!! So it can't be wrong right?? Maybe it's just another variation of mushrooms? hee...
And then we proceeded to think of what prizes to give away during our presentation (we were gonna ask questions throughout the presentation and then get the class to answer... u know, that kinda thing...). And suddenly i just burst out laughing coz i had this funnily mean thought in my head......... hahahaha... thinking about it now, just makes me laugh!! hahahaa
Here's what i thought: Our dearest P.L. wears dentures. This is a fact as he is often caught playing with them, by some of our group members. Eeeww... I know. Okay, so I suggested buying toothpastes and toothbrushes for the winning group. Then we can take the opportunity to teach the class proper oral hygiene. After talking about proper oral hygiene, we will end if off by saying something like, "And yes, you would wanna take care of your only set of teeth as you would not want to be caught dead wearing and PLAYING with dentures at the age of 50" and staring straight into P.L.'s eyes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... kk, i know that's mean but it was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhaahhaha....
But of course, after a good laugh, the idea was scrapped as we won't wanna risk failing that module.. hahaha...
And today, I felt so victimised on the train! I was sitting at this corner seat (you know, the seat nearest to the panel at the side) and then next to me sat this really fat auntie. At first, the train trip was fine coz we were both awake. Then the auntie decided that she was too tired so she began taking 40 winks. But alas, she couldnt keep her head nor her body straight! So she kept leaning over to my side. At this point, I started to wonder why does she only lean to my side and not the other side. Then i realised that the person on her other side is a guy and that's why she kept leaning over to MY side. ARGH! Like i mentioned, she's this damn fat auntie... so can you imagine the poor me??!! I was like squashed between HER and the panel! And she didn't bulge even when i started like shifting my arm, which was squashed beneath her elephant arm, around! Gosh, some people just like to take advantage... I mean, if you want to sleep on the train, please practise some self constraint. I think by practising that, you are actually showing respect to both yourself and whoever who's sitting beside you. I find it a really ugly sight when a sleeping passenger can't control his/her head motion and starts bobbing around with the motion of the train or worse still, leans on another passenger, who obviously seems like a stranger and starts drooling.. Urgh!
k, i guess that's enough ranting for the day. I shall retire to my lair... =)
Kel ♥
4:21 PM
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