Saturday, April 01, 2006
Something really funny!
hey folks... k, i just read this email, that was sent by my dearest cousin in Australia and it's REALLY hilarious! haha... here's for all to enjoy (helps if you understand Hokkien):-
Here are some name that can use locally with Singapore flavours:
*NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER MOVIES*
Note: Names of actual movie stars, e.g. "Brad" or "Jennifer", are out. Names of movie characters are in.:
SHREK, e.g. Shrek Chin Ah Chee
NEMO, e.g. Nemo Loh Han Hee
FRODO, e.g. Frodo Chin Kah Teck
LEGOLAS, e.g. Legolas Ng Tau Mor
ARWEN, e.g. Arwen Tan Ah Wen
*NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER THE PLACE THEY WERE CONCEIVED*
PHUKET, e.g. Phuket Kee Chiak Hong
CARPARK, e.g. Carpark Phang Koo Poon
BEDROOM, e.g. Bedroom Lai Kee Koon
GEYLANG, e.g. Geylang Loh Rong Wan
*NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER YOUR FAVOURITE CONSUMER GOODS*
ARMANI, e.g. Armani Chin Ah Kwee
ERICSSON, e.g. Ericsson Kah Thian Wei
BUBBLE TEA, e.g. Bubble Lim Say Goh
*NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER POPULAR BUSINESSES*
BIOTECH, e.g. Biotech Liah Boh Kiew
ECOMMERCE, e.g. Ecommerce Goh Sim Lim
BREADTALK, e.g. Breadtalk Kong Loh Tee
*NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER PLACES YOU WANT TO EMIGRATE TO*
PERTH, e.g. Perth Khee Aw Chiu
CALIFORNIA, e.g. California Chee Jin Shan
CHINA, e.g. China Chin Chee Nah
BANGKOK, e.g. Bangkok Goh Beng Kok
*NAME YOUR CHILDREN AFTER POPULAR PASTIMES*
TOTO, e.g. Toto Teo Bay Pio
SHOPPING, e.g. Taka Goh Shor Peng
KARAOKE, e.g. Karaoke Goh Sing Song
SNOOKER, e.g. Snooker Phua Bee Liat
WATCHING TV, e.g. Teevie Quah Kow Hsien
Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you die
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Lim Yew Lin (Hokkien) - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng (Hokkien) - Drink iced tea
Kel ♥
3:53 PM
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